A hilarious post on Facebook identified all of the perfect fast-food restaurants for each zodiac sign. We thought perhaps it would be a good idea to Lubbock-ize the list.

Below you'll find the perfect local restaurant for your zodiac sign based on, uh...well, the stars or something.

Check them out and enjoy:

Lubbock Restaurants for Each Zodiac Sign

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