This Is a PSA About Touching the Tortillas at The Jones
Don't do it. Just don't.
People smuggle these things in. You can bet your health on the premise that they were in a package and were passed out inside the stadium, but is that something you're brave enough to do? I for one am not.
Especially after you take a stroll through the student section and run through the top three smuggling places in Texas. If you don't know the smuggling rules in West Texas, just follow the 3 Bs: Boots, Balls, Butt. It's easy.
In other words, it wasn't the rain that made that tortilla soggy, Lesley.
At least she didn't put it in her mouth like this guy.