Okay, I'm not just a weirdo; I have reasons for putting this together.

Earlier this week, it was revealed that Amazon had a Halloween inflatable for sale that featured two skeletons obviously having sex (it's since disappeared). I also had a wacky exchange with a friend where she mistook a Darth Vader Christmas inflatable for something else. These things got me to thinking that there's some other weird stuff out there.

Some of these just try to cram too much Halloween into one inflatable, some are just bizarre and some appear really awful to a dirty mind like mind. I want you to know that as of this writing, you can buy any of these right now on Amazon, but if you buy the Monster Zombie Baby I'm going to have the authorities look in on you.

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