It's not even a question. Here in West Texas, we love tacos. Heck, even we'd MARRY a taco if we could. But since there's no quorum in the Texas Legislature right now, the Taco Marriage Bill would probably die in committee, I'm sorry to say.
The next best thing for taco junkies is to base your career on our love of tacos. To be a sort of Taco Ambassador, if you will. Perhaps a lofty title like "Director of Taco Relations"? I'd apply for that job. And now, you can too -- if you act fast.
McCormick is looking for a "Director of Taco Relations," who can be their resident "Taco Expert." According to the official job posting:
You’ll advise and collaborate with the McCormick Creative and Social teams on how to creatively celebrate taco-themed moments, such as National Taco Day, National Margarita Day, and make sure nobody ever misses a Taco Tuesday.
Promote the awesomesauce that is Taco Tuesday? I'm game, but there has to be a catch...like they are going to pay you in tacos, or something.
WRONG. It's like, real money.
- Payment: $25,000/month not to exceed $100,000
$300,000 PER YEAR? JUST TO SPREAD MY TACO LOVE???
Can you say, "Dream Job?"
The only caveat is that the deadline for submissions was at Midnight on July 20th, or this past Taco Tuesday. However, if you have the goods, I can't imagine they'd pass you up if you fit the role of "Taco Goddess." DEADLINES MEAN NOTHING! Break down the doors, send your video! Create a Taco Insurrection! WEST TEXAS NEEDS YOU, TACO FAN!