The Sod Poodles Can Help You Wash Your Hands
The Amarillo Sod Poodles are a AA affiliate for the San Diego Padres and they have the best dadgum anthem in Minor League Baseball. It's a hip little earworm that gets stuck in your head incredibly easy and stays there for weeks.
Take a listen for yourself:
Now that everyone is apparently just learning that you need to wash your hands, the Sod Poodles play by play voice Sam Levitt suggests you use