Soccer Team’s Gross Muscle Uniforms Are a Penalty Kick in the Face
Minor league teams are notorious for bizarre uniforms, but this one is really off the wall.
CD Palencia, a lower division soccer team in Spain, has unveiled its new muscle uniforms. Or is that flesh-colored uniforms? Either way, the unis are, um, weird, if not creepy. They look like they were inspired by that diagram of the human body you never really looked at in your sophomore biology class.
If anything, wearing uniforms that look just like a person's insides could make it much easier when trying to treat injuries. So, there's that.
Add this gimmick to the long line of odd uniforms, from the glow-in-the-dark ones to the formal tuxedo look to ones that literally went to the dogs.
Get a look for yourself and be reminded why you didn't want to try for medical school.