Things The Lubbock Heat Has Forced Us To Google

Every single summer in Lubbock starts "not so bad" and ends up "total misery," y'all.

We are beginning to see multiple days straight up there in the 100s, and a lot of us are already having thoughts that would concern a therapist.

The temperature has officially broken our brains, and some of you may be Googling some pretty extreme stuff, like:

• "How to get away with murdering the sun"

• "Can you get a restraining order on daylight?"

• "Is it illegal to crawl through a Walmart freezer door?"

• "How do I lower my power bill without dying?"

• "Is Satan outside, or do I just need better curtains?"

• "How to mail yourself to Alaska"

• "Do birds burn their feet on the sidewalk too?"

• 'Can you cook a Hot Pocket in your car?"

By the time August arrives, we no longer even check the forecast.

We already know, it's going to suck.

It'll be hot today.

Hot tomorrow.

And, probably hot until one random day in October when God decides that he does, in fact, still love us.

Until then, here's hoping your AC is blowing cold! If not, I hope at least that your neighbor has a fancy sprinkler system AND rarely looks out the window.

Run through it like a madman! You have my permission, and that's all that really matters.

Keep scrolling for more silly Lubbock summer fun in the galleries below!