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Blackberry Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Blackberry – the Chilean Executive Assistant who’s sure to be around way longer than her mobile phone counterpart. How can we be so sure? She knows karate, RIM doesn’t. We don’t either, we just know ka-razy.
Brittanie Weaver — Babe of the Day [PICS]
Brittanie’s a 23-year-old model, actress, and – according to her Twitter profile – animal lover, double agent, and romantic.
‘Playmate of the Year’ Jaclyn Swedberg — Playboy Girl of the Week
In May of every year, Playboy announces their Playmate of the Year. Each Playmate of the Month from the previous year battles for the honor by campaigning for reader votes, but it’s ultimately Hef who decides. Last week, he unveiled this year’s PMOY – Miss April 2011 Jaclyn Swedberg.
AnnaLee Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet AnnaLee – a 28-year-old bookworm who’s addicted to expensive chocolate and loves listening to 80′s heavy metal power ballads and the ‘Blade Runner’ soundtrack. Unlike that movie’s ending, moments with her are anything but “tears in the rain“.
Michelle Yee – Babe of the Day [PICS]
Michelle’s a Filipino model and go-go dancer who’s been posing for pics for 8 years now. She started in ballet fashion and takes pride in her ability to stand directly on her toes. She hopes to one day cover Maxim – Maxim, get on that...
Tais Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Tais – a 22-year-old hair stylist and make up artist who gets hot over being drugged. She confesses she once stole ‘a disc at age 7′. Sounds like someone’s due for a long deserved spanking.
Mikki May — Babe of the Day
Mikki’s not a mouse but a 26 year old model from New York, New York who graduated from the State University of New York with a degree in Bachelors of Science in Marketing.
Boom Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Boom – a 28-year-old SuicideGirl from the Keystone State who’s into video games, Bonnaroo, Deadmau5 (if you couldn’t tell from the headpiece) and the movie Catfish. She also hates cinnamon, which makes her a tiger.
Can You Guess The Celebrity Cleavage?
This 45-year-old actor, director, and producer was diagnosed with dyslexia while attending middle school in Louisiana. She later studied International Relations in college.
Gallows Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Gallows – a 21-year-old clerk from Ohio who’s into ‘Clerks’ (the movie), ‘Clerks 2′ (the so-so sequel), Choonimals (we have no idea) and Bath and Body Works. What works for us? A bath with her body. We’re dreamers.