Chris Illuminati

Sometimes, a fully-clothed woman hanging from her hotel room door can be the sexiest thing in the world. Let this picture of ‘Attack of the Show’ host Sara Jean Underwood act as proof.

Mindi Smith is a fitness model and TV host from the Big Apple.

Meet Glitch, a SuicideGirl who loves zombies, hates fake boobs and needs a good cuddle.

Filling the shoes, and newly ample bosom, of former ESPN sideline reporter and peephole dancing dame Erin Andrews isn’t going to be an easy task. Andrews bolted the worldwide leader for a Fox Sports gig and the boys in Bristol quickly named her replacement — the longhorny Samantha Steele. She was with the Longhorn Network before ESPN. It was too terrible of a pun to pass up.

Today’s SuicideGirl is Yesenia, a 27-year-old from Florida who gets hot when she sees a guy with messy hair and calls Larry David a personal hero. Pretttty, pretty good.

Jamie Michelle (aka ‘Miiss Jamie Michelle’) is a 28-year-old model from Los Angeles, California.

Jeanette Reid is a professional model from Los Angeles, California. She has appeared in Playboy Magazine Special Editions 2011, the 2012 Rockstar Calendar, a Manny Pacquiao commercial shoot San Manuel Casino and on the official Manny Pacquiao website.

Instagram. It’s a godsend for people that take awful pictures. It can make anything beautiful.

Kali Ann Mass is a Playboy Cyber Girl and Special Edition Model from Orlando, Florida.

Alice Goodwin was discovered by talent scouts while sunbathing on the beach.