Illegal to Fart in an Elevator? Odd Texas Laws That’ll Knock Your Boots Off

Following the law in Texas is generally straightforward. Just stick to the rules of the road, pull over for emergency vehicles, don't pull the mask off an old lone ranger and don't mess around with Slim. Easy peasy.

Weird traffic laws in Texas

1. Windshield Wipers vs. Windshields
   • In Texas, you cannot drive your vehicle without windshield wipers for safety reasons during rainfall, but it's not illegal to drive without a windshield entirely...
2. Leaving Keys in the Ignition
   • It's also against the law in Texas to leave your keys in the ignition in your unattended vehicle. You have to be pretty trusting of your neighborhood to think about leaving your car on, with the keys inside and unattended... but you do you.

Debunked MYTH: Contrary to popular belief, it’s not illegal to drive barefoot in Texas. There are no state laws prohibiting this. However, local ordinances may vary, so it’s a good idea to check the rules in your specific area.

Weird public conduct laws in Texas

1. Swearing in Public
   • Using abusive or profane language in public can indeed lead to disorderly conduct charges, so just scream into a pillow like everyone else.
2. Gas-Passing in Elevators
   • Particularly in Port Arthur, TX, there are rules against releasing your toxic emissions in enclosed spaces such as elevators...

Debunked MYTH: It may be surprising to learn that dumpster diving is only illegal if it's on private property. This means if you set out trash past your property line for pickup, that's free-range for anyone to peruse before the garbage truck comes a-rollin'.